howabouthatoodle-loo asked: i have this problem where i look at the clock and it's 3:55, look down, and when i remember to look back up at the clock, it's 5:01. i've missed fourings completely. how do i make sure i never miss a fourings ever again?
this is actually a very common problem. we would recommend setting the alarm on your casio wristwatch, but honestly, casio is an unfashionable brand nowadays—even for wristwatches.
therefore pierce has decided to start a fourings reminder pilot program. if you are eligible (namely, if you are a single female) you can give pierce your phone number and he will call you everyday at 3:59 to remind you to enjoy your fourings. please also do your best to ignore his heavy breathing.
